Conjuring Chuckesmee (Smells Like Last Rites Parody Candle)

Conjuring Chuckesmee (Smells Like Last Rites Parody Candle)

Everything you see here is either haunted… cursed… or canonically a mistake.

Somewhere between a Forks-sized supernatural problem and a case file the Warrens would absolutely lose sleep over… this scent was born.

Smells Like Last Rites carries the energy of ancient forces, eternal mistakes, and the kind of supernatural situation where everyone in the room is pretending this is “probably fine.” It’s dark, resinous, and steeped in ritual atmosphere — smoky incense curling through warm amber and quiet spice, softened by a faint sweetness that feels almost innocent… but definitely isn’t.

It’s the scent of standing in a room where something powerful, immortal, and mildly concerning has just made eye contact with you. Do you call a priest? A vampire? Paranormal investigators? Hard to say. Better light a candle about it.

Drawn into being by: Dez Pittman

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Candle Attributes:
• 100% coconut-blend wax
• Wooden crackle wick for dramatic, fireside ambiance
• Deep glass jar with signature parody label
• Black bamboo lid (for sealing in the spirits)

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Scent Notes:
• Smoky incense
• Warm amber
• Subtle spice
• Faint lingering sweetness

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Why you’ll burn it:
• Your comfort movies involve exorcisms and immortals
• You think “forbidden” is a personality trait
• Your home aesthetic is gothic chapel meets Pacific Northwest gloom

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Burn + Care:
Trim wick to ¼” before each burn. Always burn within sight. Keep away from drafts, flammable objects, pets, and anything currently under investigation by the Church.

Instructions for burning / trimming (on warning label).

For every candle sold, $1 will be donated to help Quileute Move to Higher Ground.