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Get in loser. We’re going to Forks. (Oakmoss & Amber Parody Candle)
Get in loser. We’re going to Forks. (Oakmoss & Amber Parody Candle)
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$23.00 USD
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$23.00 USD
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"Get in loser. We’re going to Forks." – Aro, probably.
This candle is like an invitation from the most extra vampire in the Volturi—intense, mysterious, and dripping with drama. With notes of oakmoss, amber and
ocean cypress, you’ll swear you’re speeding toward Forks in a stylish Volturi-approved car, ready to judge everyone’s life choices.
Perfect for scheming in the shadows or declaring eternal allegiance to your coven (as long as they stay interesting). Warning: prolonged exposure may leave you craving power and an unnecessarily theatrical wardrobe.
Drawn into being by Dez Pittman
Candle Attributes:
- coconut blend wax
- wooden wick
- red glass jar
- black bamboo lid
Instructions for burning / trimming (on warning label).

