Hold on Tight, Spider Monkey (2.75 Ounce Scented Parody Eco Glitter Wax Melts)

You call it a love triangle. We call it divine queer chaos. Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey is for the ones who never wanted to choose—for the ones who saw eternity and said, “Actually, I’ll take both.”

The air is heavy with the slow burn of something holy disguised as desire. It’s the scent of hands that shouldn’t touch, hearts that won’t behave, and devotion that refuses to stay in the closet.

Melt it when you want to worship at the altar of tension, rewrite the ending, or remind the universe that true love doesn’t do straight lines.

Because immortality’s a long time to pretend it’s just a phase.

Sparkle responsibly.

Vibe: Homoerotic transcendence in the Pacific Northwest.

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Choose your own scent, but we recommend Woods and Musk for this vibe.

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A fanfiction fever dream with BellerisAliveArt.

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Wax Melt Attributes:
• 100% natural and plant based Coconut Soy Sunflower Wax Blend (paraffin free, vegan, cruelty free)
• Eco Glitter ✨
• 2.75 ounces

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Instructions for melting on clamshell inside container label.