Ravenous Little Monster (BellerisAliveArt Collab Black Currant Absinthe Parody Candle)
Ravenous Little Monster (BellerisAliveArt Collab Black Currant Absinthe Parody Candle)
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Note: This is a pre-order that will ship around 12/6
Ravenous Little Monster
A fanfiction fever dream with BellerisAliveArt.
Meet the candle that smells like black currant, absinthe, and the feral confidence of a woman who has lived for centuries and refuses to stop biting people about it. This candle is juicy, witchy, and deeply chaotic — basically what happens when dark fruit crashes a vampire rave and decides to stay forever.
The moment you light it, the room is hit with lush currant sweetness, spicy saffron drama, and that little absinthe kick that whispers hey babe, let’s start a tiny vampire cult. As it burns, smoky woods and amber slide in like Nadja dramatically entering a room she already set on fire.
Warning: Lighting this candle may result in any of the following:
🖤 Sudden urges to bite someone respectfully
🖤 Overuse of the word darling in a threatening manner
🖤 Floating, cackling, or mild possession
🖤 A small but relentless desire to start beef with a medieval ghost
🖤 Uncontrollable seductive villain energy
If you begin levitating, that’s normal. If you begin singing ancient Balkan revenge ballads, that’s also normal. If you burst into flames — girl, that’s on you.
Candle Attributes:
* coconut blend wax
* wooden wick
* red glass jar
* black bamboo lid
Instructions for burning / trimming on warning label.
